*** THIS MONTH'S BATCH IS SOLD OUT ***

Welcome to the CLUB!!

Every month we mail you a sticker. You put it on your car. People behind you at the red light read it and make a face. That's the whole business.

12 stickers · 12 months · 1 very opinionated bumper

▶ WHAT YOU GET, PAL

1 STICKER

Mailed to your actual house in an actual envelope by an actual person.

EVERY MONTH

Weatherproof vinyl. Survives car washes, road salt, and your opinions.

CANCEL ANYTIME

No phone tree. No "are you sure?" five times. You click once, you're out.

Real bumpers. Real strangers. Real commitment issues.

Subscriber, year three. Send help.	Theology, on a Honda.
Strong opinion. Weak adhesive? NEVER.	We don't explain them. We just mail them.
★ MEMBER SUBMITTED ★

⚠ ALL SOLD OUT ⚠

The first batch went out the door faster than we could peel the backing off. Drop your email below and you get first dibs when the next batch prints.

No spam. No newsletter. One email, when there are stickers.

Can I cancel at any time?: Yes. Any time. That's not a slogan, it's just how it works. Cancel from the same email that says "your sticker shipped."
Can I pick the sticker?: No. That's the entire point. You get what you get and you get to be surprised at the mailbox like it's 1997.
What if my sticker is bad?: Then you own a bad sticker. Put it on a laptop and pretend it was ironic.
Will it wreck my paint?: Not if you take it off within a couple of years. We are not liable for your 2003 Corolla either way.
Why is this website like this?: Because it's better this way.